Between Tuffy and Shea, I've got "Who Will I Kill?" running through my head now. Not that I'm complaining. DEEEEEEP HURTING!

This is a little old, but this news reminds me of this article: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/nbalive/nbaliv…

It hasn't been released publicly yet, but Jeter tested positive after swallowing A-Rod's spunk.

It's got nothing to do with Bono, UM. They're hands down the most comfortable off the rack jeans I've ever bought. They're the jean equivalent of a super soft t-shirt.

TSW, good call on the Merrells. Nothing screams, "I want to people to think I go camping a lot" like Merrell slip ons.

I love the fact that the Rangers took Sosa out to dinner. I'd love to see the tab from that meal. He probably ate a whole cow, bovine steriods and all.

She ultimately left disappointed. She was hoping to meet Belichick

Wow. She writes like a Barbaro message board poster. Good catch, MJ.

UM, the movie is great. It's got more in common tonally with a war movie like Saving Private Ryan than most dystopian sci-fi. The oppressive gov't part is almost a side note.

I'm thinking with sand here!

Stay classy, San Diego.

sammy know all a lyrics to "forgot about dray" from e'doctor dray!

He kept fogetting to say "away".

You realize these chats are moderated, right? The only person who'll see the no doubt hilarious questions directed at Salisbury is some underpaid employee of the WWL.

Seriously bad idea. Hasn't he publicly said he doesn't like college basketball? Or is it just college football.

The vent is ridiculous. This thing is practically begging for a Wings West body kit.

Let me know when the hookers and blow arrive. I'll be in the rumpus room.

Grow, votes, grow!

Within the next year, Jenna Jameson is going to pull a glute and be out for the year. Can't duck the Madden Curse.

Don't judge a man from West Virginia until you walk a mile in his shoes.