If the Upper West Side is anything like my neighborhood (it's not), the owner may have just had his rent-to-own 24's repo'd.

Ooh, I think I have a clue too!

"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

Deadspin should continue to use the Domanick Davis tag just because, like when the "Domanick Da—-Williams Murders David Carr" story breaks.

I think I feel my drinking problem coming back.

I'd meet her on the C-Ward for a Holy Trinity.

The illustrious '64 1/2 Mustang. I know it's an icon, started a trend, yadda yadda. But it's just boring looking compared to later Mustangs.

Fucking. Good.

You gotta put a body on (fill in the blank).

I'm appalled that the Thunderlips fight was overlooked.

Say what you will about his playoff record, but Dungy sure does fill out a pair of khakis.

Sorry for thinking that Marcus Camby's presence on the court meant that the Nuggets were trying to run up the score - Isaiah Thomas

I guess I'm just jaded, but once you see one hermaphrodite deer with extra appendages, you've seen 'em all.

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich? I can't decide.

I'm Tits...I'm Dan Marino.

Great interview, Will.

Good God! Th-that's Ned Ned's music! And he's brought the Crutches Of Doom!

That was one of my favorite Dugouts. Good call, stan.

Somewhere, SkyNet just did a pratfall.

The South will rise again indeed.