It's gotta be Yinka Dare.

Big deal. Ned Yost is appearing in his granddaughter's elementary school performance of the Nutcracker this year.

Damn. The Greeks can't even headbutt right.

Ouch. Also, I think we're all under observation for having watched that video.

Has the R8 taught you nothing? Don't judge based on the mules. Wait for the real debut.

New Braunfels to Gruene would be a nice drive. Finish it off with a steak and a Shiner at the Grist Mill, eh Davey?

It's all fun and games until someone loses a Dubai.

Sweet Jeebus what is wrong with you people.

Remember when he first came into the league and everyone was so appreciative of he "respected the game" and all the usual bullshit? Yeah, me neither.

That was the most Bruce wink I've ever seen.

I know I'm late to the party here (that's what I get for wasting seven bucks on the Tenacious D movie. So much potential...) but I had to throw this in:

Thanks, beautiful. No really, you do look beautiful. No, I've hardly noticed you gained weight...I mean, I didn't notice at all. Have you lost weight? I'll get the ice cream, please stop crying.

Administrative assistants of the world, rejoice!

c'mon, Facebook, don't fail me now!

Grammatica was so excited to have a job that he jumped up and down until he shattered his ankle.

I'm going with the Hoon of the Day design, and will follow up with the purchase of a Volvette.

Not to derail the thrilling debate about ad placement, but has anyone else read Jemele Hill's groupie opus today?

I for one welcome our new aspect-ratio abusing overlords.

T.O. has said that Freddie shouldn't expect to get a text message expressing his sympathy.

Sorry, but you can't afford my client who has never played an MLB game.