Finally getting to trot out the Hitler tag, huh?

Linda Cohn:

Be careful when you go to the Delmon Young maze. They've had a problem recently with flying bats.

Look at the backyard on that one. I wonder if Sir Mix-a-lot has put in an order yet.

Probably.

Balk, you've done yeomans work just to make it to 5pm alive. You've won my begrudging respect. This pack of assholes is harder to deal with than [insert gay reference].

See, this is why people think that you have a direct line to the guy with the chin.

Female basketball fans = Shawn Kemp's babymommas.

So are we going to see the debut of the Deadspin Stalker Map any time soon?

For a second I thought that "you're black" was a question, not a lead-in.

Good couple costume: dress as Matt Leinart, and have a blonde follow you around all night holding a baby while you don't acknowledge her.

I need to see the ass in its final form before I can judge this one. I'm guessing that'll probably resolve some of the inconsistent body lines.

And now, Ollie Williams with the Blackuweather report:

How did this not earn the "Suppressed Homoeroticism" tag?

Is that Asahi or Sapporo on tap?

The only thing I'm not a fan of is the roll bar. Give me the option of two individual bars over the seats unless I'm autocrossing every weekend.

Why is the ass falling off of that car, Mommy?

So you have the have an MMI-equipped Audi? If so, that sucks. I'd rather not have to order an A3or A4 with nav just so I could plug in my iPod.

supermike: stay in Boston. San Angelo is in the ass-end of Texas, the part with the stereotypes. You couldn't pay me six figures to move out there.

Of course it's a Deathrace copy cat. The whole project is a ripoff/homage to that era of craptastic film.