Get Will a black turtleneck, a Kerouac collection, a goatee, and some cheap French cigs and the makeover is complete.

Rob H, Astros fan - sorry, couldn't hear you. I had my head in the oven.

That Independence brewery is actually damn good. I'd pay 17 clams for a twelve if it's anything like their Brown Ale.

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

I'm glad I remembered to wear underwear today.

Does Carl have a emo teenage son who listens to Thursday?

Y'know, I went to A&M, and I thought I had a decent explanation for what was going on here.

Yeah, someone wanna run by Will's apartment and make sure he's not naked, clutching a butcher knife, and writing on the walls with his feces?

My anus is bleeding!

What is the price-point here? If it's in the 911's league performance-wise, shouldn't they target the 90's (at most)instead of 120k?

Dear Bob,

That reminds me of the time that I went out on the town in Chicago with Art Modell. We got completely blitzed on Red Bull and vodka, and then he started hitting on everything with a pulse and tits. Turns out that he's got a different verson of "moving the team to Baltimore" that he likes to do.

That Kos link is hilairous. Anybody on the Gulf Coast remembers that Bush 41 and Clinton were all over the damn place raising money for NOLA. Of course they'd cheer him.

I've gotta back up Bouj on this one, Soozy. We'll see about getting Minnesota an exception on the grounds of being part of the Midwest, not The North, but the committee is a bitch.

I wonder if Carl's dad showed up to defend him.

None of this would have happened if she'd worn Under Armor.

Jason Whitlock doesn't care about black people.

Where'd you find such a delightful saddle for your high horse? Top notch!

Man, I can finally start polishing off all of my old Cowboys jokes.

If he really lived in his parents' basement in Nawlins, he probably would have stopped posting last August.