You keep forgetting to say "away."

So many jokes here.

At least the robots can't get sued for sexual harrasment.

We must protect this horse!

Tom,

That's a La-Z-Boy just like that Saudi Little League kid was 12. That's a La-Z-Man.

Saves you money, my ass.

TYSON! HUNGRY!

Remember when you didn't have to disable traction control? Yeah, me neither.

Danny's probably still having nightmares that feature Carmina Burana and an angry midget.

NUFAN - you win. I miss the "we miss you Jose" ads they ran after he fled Houston.

I'd commit a felony for a picture of the guy who bought this.

I thought that Lexus was on the pill, I swear!

Whose Audi?

I kept waiting for Team America to show up.

In high school, I was forced to drink Tab until I was really hyper and then call up this girl that I liked and ask her out.

It's amazing. It sometimes seems like he pitches around the weaker guys to get to the big kahunas. It's like he's suicidal.

I can't wait for them to film this in Toronto and try to pass off the SkyDome as the Oakland Coliseum.

Cut him some slack. He was in the Texas locker room to score some weed and someone handed him a microphone. You'd say the same thing in the same situation.

So when did "drift team" get redefined to mean "one guy in an overboosted 240SX"?