Wow, reads like a Michael Bay movie. Shocker.

I think they should release it as Solstice For Men and call it a day.

Billy, you ever touched a grown man's discarded basketball shoes?

Good to see Barbaro getting up and around again.

The first headline I saw when I checked the paper this morning was "17 arrested after Ohio State defeats Texas." I didn't even have to read the article to know whether it was Columbus or Austin PD who was doing the arresting.

The best part of that GameDay was the sign referring to Georgia Tech RB Calvin Johnson:

Ape: Bizarro Stormy, show them that we're serious.

Down goes Fat Lady! Down goes Fat Lady!

The terrorists have already won.

Wow. I may have to reconsider my "Houston as the most depressing sports town that doesn't have movies made about it" stance.

Who wants mustache rides?

Did Starter even make Cardinals jackets?

Go fuck yourself, Twin Cities.

Yes. For Freebirds. For life. Or at least life lived with a history of heart irregularities and high blood pressure.

Hey bouj,

The ump made a couple of really questionable calls at first, including one on the first AB of the game. And he seemed more than happy to antagonize the runner he'd just called out. Another dumb-ass ump trying to hog the spotlight.

You gotta put a body on Shanoff!

haha. "snatched."

Not as much as Guttenberg misses you.

Is there a Badarse Beckham one that cries on command and wears Prada?