You think that's nice? You should see the size of the TV in the SUV the boosters bought Ramonce Taylor.

I could, perhaps. But I need something I can take clients out in for on-the-company entertainment. It's a stretch to get a two-door of any sort.

Baylen: I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

I really like the GTI, but my profession requires that I drive something that doesn't scream "boy racer." Get this bastard in an all-black paintjob, and I may have a solution.

How long till someone posts naked, geriatric Spiderman?

I second BowdenX3.

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Worst of all, he was wearing an authentic Eric Hinske jersey.

Nice to see his parole officer came along with him.

Karros just lost "pardner" status with Mushmouth Musberger for that.

Spend, you stupid fucking dinosaur, spend!

Were you in the shit?

Why would Minaya do that? He's not Latino.

If your chick is on Bison Dele's boat, the police want to have a word with you.

I think my speed-activated spoiler is popping up.

Yeah, Wilson hit pretty well his first week with the Stros too.

I can't not comment on this post, but I'm going to switch it up a bit:

That'll get you to and from Whole Foods in a damn jiffy. I love me some sooped up wagons.

Was it called Brown's Ridge before or after he moved in? 'Cause he strikes me as more than conceited enough to rename property after himself.

Basshole: Impressive. Sounds like one of CC's stories on crack.