He flip you. He flip you for real.

I need to go register www.newbornmonkeyarms.com

I wonder if she's been reading The Man Inside Me.

At least all the rapes inside the Superdome this year will be legal.

Baxter?!? If you're in Milwaukee, bark twice!

What a feeling, huh?

Dad, you made that grace your bitch.

Ironically, Costas mimed mooning the camera right after the picture was taken.

I'd get all pissed off about this whole controversy, but I've got a 4 o'clock appointment to do lines off Len Bias' tombstone.

Excuse me while I find some Clorox to wash my eyes. Not what I wanted to see this early in the morning, especially heading into the weekend.

What's so fine about art?

THEY'RE RIPPING MY FLESH OFF!

The workers have seized the means of production!

ok: moratorium on posting your whole goddamn article, people.

"Next, and more difficult, is the auction location selection. Many times people will choose to have auctions in urinals. This is a bad idea. Nothing good can come of this; every person in the room is going to be pissed and have an extremely sore ankle after four hours"

I don't know what's so suprising here. Every time I have chorizo, it's gone and out of my system in a hurry, too.

I bet he got a shitload of Kudos for that, though.

What happened to the DSG? I thought Audi was supposed to be cramming that thing into everything it sells starting in 2007.

I'm Mel Gibson, and I'd hit that.

Angelos is fucking retarded. If the O's think they're getting Berkman, Oswalt, and Lidge for Tejada, they should be committed. Unless they plan to include Cal Ripken and 1996 Brady Anderson in the deal.