Bad places to put plane engines:

So, you like to drive recklessly even after repeatedly being held to account for doing so, but it’s the asshole state’s fault for not making shit easier for you so you could do it yet again in the future?

Tired of running over crowds at the air races in your Mustang?

In fact, if the pilot is following the correct procedures, you won’t get soiled during those 45 degrees banked turns. Unless he is a jerk and is making uncoordinated turns just to make you, literally, crap yourself, you shouldn’t have any problems, except from turbulence...

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

Considering that much of that is spent on our booming aerospace industry because we have the benefit of low cost of living coupled with an educated workforce, what’s the problem with that? You do realize that federal dollars are spent on items other than welfare and highway infrastructure, right? Oddly enough, New…

Yeah, those Texas people, that are actually building one in their own state, are the big problem. Have fun with Pizza Rat or whatever.

Well that was fucking stupid. Why the fuck would someone do this!? Does this not seem obviously bad?

Why can’t they both be monsters?

Don’t recline your seat, you monster.

I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

Yeah that’s a bullshit statement from Kristen.

And yet EVERY damned dealer you talk to will act like

Exactly. There’s no break since it became standard equipment, you get to pay for it in the base price instead of a luxury package.

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

What kind of F1 style-megasoft compound are you using on a street car that turning the tire while stopped is creating any kind of noticeable flat-spot?

There’s also the more precise advice which is,

I’m surprised at the lack of: “Higher octane gas makes your car faster / gives you more horsepower” crap.

“Now, we always try to take a balanced approach to both sides of the political divide here at The A.V. Club”

This ruined it for me. Zero emotiomal depth to scene because you know none of it will stick. Soon as T’Challa and Parker were gone. It was like well none of this matters I guess since it’s going to be guaranteed flipped in part two. If it were older heroes like Cap and Stark there might be more credulity to the scene.…