“Full-Size 1964 Lego Ford Mustang Is Amazing But Hiding a Shameful Secret”

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

Think about little kids, who are basically tiny drunks. They do things we think are stupid all day long.

You know how many people are going to be calling 911? Fate has put you in the perfect position to record this, so you do your job and fucking record it.

Horizontally too biatch.

Admiral Sloth.

If transporting everything by helicopter was economical, we’d be doing that right now.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

German mass transit forcing people on cross-country journeys against their will? Never…

Huh, looks like the map that encompasses my town was last updated sometime before 1969. Good thing geography doesn’t change much on human timescales.

I remain firm with my belief that someone yelled “RUN” and someone else heard “GUN” and panicked.

Open carry does not apply in an airport terminal, even in Texas.

The neighbors, Anthony Tarasiuk and Danielle Wagner, have also taken issue with the security cameras Panther has mounted to the side of the white, unmarked trailer. Wagner, in an interview, said:

Given typical police reaction in the past two years or so I’m kind of glad that billion-dollar anti-terror force didn’t show up lest we have a bunch of dead Usain Bolt fans.

Funny thing is it doesn't make me feel safe. Standing in a slow moving line with 1-3,000 people makes me feel like more of a target than boarding a plane with no security.

And in all likelihood, this won’t cause them to rethink any of this bullshit. They’ll just claim they need more money, more equipment, and more men (who will stand around twiddling their thumbs all day).

You can't possibly be serious.

Are you going to try to argue that men are not bigger, stronger, and faster than women? Really? Must be why all those (juiced) women's world 100m records are about a full second slower than the men's huh? Get the fuck out of here idiot.

Yes but men have a undeniably larger physical edge over women. That is not arguable.

I'd be pissed if I had to race against someone with a massive genetic edge over me. I'm sorry for her but this is how life works.