Oh, so they got arrested on outstanding warrants, not for setting their car on fire to survive. That kinda changes the entire character of the story, no? But whatever, you got my click, so alls fair I suppose.

As I said in another comment, based on their decision to tear out and burn their car seats for warmth, and then burn their entire car, I'm going to go ahead and bet either possession or distribution of methamphetamine.

Why not just get the pregnant ladies, and get the milk for free? :)

Got nothing on this one.

What Photoshop says it looks like:

Thanks for the info sir!

No need to be..
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Obligatory.

Wouldn't it be nice if phones automatically defaulted to landscape regardless of position?

Almost seven thousand possibilities using that naming structure and they have to duplicate names in less than two decades.

Exactly, plus the training would not accurately replicate a carrier landing since they tend to pitch and roll because of all those Pacific Rim fights going on fathoms beneath them, or waves, they can do that too.

I think she is embarrassing her kids now more than grandpa ever did...

Speaking of which, this line also uses two tenses. Now, as in present. Owed, as in past.
He now owes. Or. He then owed.
I know. Just shut up right? I'm done.

A neighbour offered to sell me eight legs of venison for $800.

Better than owing two hundred sows and bucks.

Maybe he owed them multiple male deer which were worth $800 each.

Now, after a bizarre assassination attempt, Krejcir has been arrested by South African police on murder charger. Here's the release from the police:

#0 - WHEELS FUCKING FIRST!!!!!!!!