I’m glad that you take reviews seriously enough to hire Jalopnik’s first-ever editor for that department.

Unless of course you are using “editor” to describe “someone who is a glorified writer with the power to push the ‘publish’ button without ever proofreading their work” like everybody else there...

Holy crap local news is terrible... Couldn’t just run the CCTV video and interview the owner. Nope! Had to open with a little skit, then grab a few randos at the pumps and get their reactions.

Scissors jacks are good for quietly forcing open gates, metal bars, things like that.

So, you do require a law written that says yield to school buses.

Well, I suppose the alternative is waiting for the CIWS to engage them, or just hoping for a quality control failure on both incoming missiles so that they miss or don’t fuse, but in the big scheme of how US Navy missile defense is supposed to work, this was a pretty efficient engagement.

Overkill? Not even... Two Standards and one ESSM to defeat two incoming cruise missiles is pretty damn good.

You’ve really never heard of pedal misapplication before? Because that’s exactly what this is.

BMW obviously has people on staff who understand the physics of how motorcycles steer, and how steering geometry affects handling. With that said, I don’t understand how a “flexible frame” ever got baked into this mess.

Department of Obvious Jokes checking in: You got whooshed by that one - it was intentional.

Brutal comeback, bro! You’ve shamed me with your wit!

How awesome that we get to hear your political views here on this car website!

If you take five seconds to think about it, police dogs are nothing more than furry, living drones trained to do things that the human handlers consider “too dangerous” to handle themselves.

I can’t wait to see what the warranty claims for this are like in 5 years.

IL-62 pilot is just fucking committed... Go arounds are for losers.

Thank you.

...and by 2090 we should start seeing the ice melt faster than it’s being replaced, with no exact timeframe expected for horrible and environment-destroying waste exposure.

I agree. The inflatable screen is janky.

Something like this is a worthwhile investment for any rider or racer who wears a helmet:

You want Legionnaires’ Disease? Because this is how you get Legionnaires’ Disease...

Kia Soul Bang.