It’s for “filth” that will “accumulate” when you “drive.”

I hope they’ve ground some advance into the cams for those back cylinders...

Military spending =/= lighting money on fire.

I like to think I am too smart for a life of crime. :-P Just saying that if I was going to do it, I’d try to be efficient about it.

Step 1: Order lawn rake from Amazon

This is going to suck in ways we can hardly imagine.

They spent 5 hours there. They wanted the wheels with the most resale value, ergo the ones with wheel locks. They knew that every truck had the wheel key in the glovebox, so they broke out the passenger windows to get it. Ten seconds tops. Probably had one guy going down the rows of trucks, looking at the wheels and…

“Oh yeah, they’re going to have an Osprey,” the NYPD K-9 unit policeman told me when I arrived at the Lower Manhattan Heliport at 4:30 AM. “Those things haven’t been too reliable. A lot of crashes lately. Good luck.”

It’s actually walking distance (done it before, in fact). But riding a bicycle on the roads between home and work would be a suicide mission. Also, 100 degrees F in the summer, and low 40’s in the winter. So no bicycle.

THAT CAN CARRY A MCLAREN! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MUST HAVE!

Why bust all the passenger windows then?

I have a 3.6 mile commute to work. I could drive this back and forth every day, 86 times, before I had to fill it up again. That’s like four months. I want one!

Isn’t that why they broke the windows on the ones they stole the wheels from - to get the lock key?

The 4.6 was the wrong answer to every question.

GMC Syclone. Very limited production, engineered by a company called PAS for General Motors. The staff at PAS hated you, and wanted you to suffer. There is nothing on the Syclone/Typhoon trucks that is easy to work on, period.

This makes no sense. Your scenario implies that they called OSHA, TOLD the company they called OSHA (and were therefore punished) and OSHA never did an investigation.

Where are you getting “more than likely” nothing will happen? That’s definitely not been my experience...

the BBC reports converting the plane to carry Cameron and company will cost about $15 million dollars.

This looks like something I would try in MS Paint, where I can’t get the lines to line up properly and it just gets infuriating.

Well, if you are on the way out anyway, you can actually, you know, call OSHA and improve the conditions for the people who still remain there after you leave. Or collapse the company around them, depending on how severe the violations are. Either way.