Yeah, actually Dave IS a millionaire and did pay cash for that C7. He was able to do that because he actually lives what he preaches.

For example, if someone’s will and testament wants to give a toddler a car, that’s just not going to happen, because toddlers can’t own cars

And that’s why there are dozens of FAA reports every year of these incidents causing permanent eye damage and plane crashes.

Here’s why it’s getting so much attention:

DENY-ER! SHOUT HIM DOWN!

The two-step solution to the noise issue:

Who is your favorite Archer character, and why is it Krieger?

...the amount of anesthetic gas that would be needed to pull off such a feat would be very expensive and hard to acquire.

Fight the ticket, and get the adjournment, because it wastes the ticketing officer’s time, and the court’s time. The point of modern traffic enforcement isn’t safety - it’s revenue generation. If everybody insisted on a trial, and dragged it out to the limits of the law, the system would stop being a revenue center…

This paragraph could use a tweak to make it clearer:

Unfortunately, ROE>BVR. Being able to engage enemy fighters before they even know you’re around is only worthwhile if you are actually allowed to engage them without visually identifying them first.

I wouldn’t say that it is any big crime in particular - I’d nominate the fact that sportsman racers get their trailers stolen all the time. I’ve spent the last ten years on and off covering doorslammer drag racing, and it seems like at every second event, somebody’s rig got broken into or stolen outright in a hotel…

Does riding gear count? I’d nominate the helmet-back-protector-gloves combo worn with a T-shirt that ensures your central nervous system will be intact to transmit 100% of the pain impulses when you are flayed alive by the pavement.

Is the nose wheel supposed to be locked for landing and takeoff, and unlocked for taxiing?

I don’t know why you think this is a sentence fragment. It’s a perfectly cromulent phrase. Here, let me reorder it for you:

Do you really believe that, or are you trolling?

A world free from rolling resistance better be completely level, or shit is all going to end up piled up in the low spots.

How much of a profit margin do they have to have in order to finance as many as six separate “series” of commercials simultaneously, all with multiple “episodes”?

See, now you just need one of these so that you have your right hand free for sippin’

It’s really cute that you all have developed a convenient shorthand way to belittle anyone who has a different take on a story.