NO!

Wow. You’re a huge idiot. Please don’t drive anymore, since you obviously have no concept of self-preservation or respect for other people’s well-being.

It’s a flawed metaphor - those people on that track aren’t learning anything. You could even argue that they are reinforcing bad habits, in an environment that’s needlessly dangerous.

One: Dude doesn’t understand that YouTube caps the view counter at 301+ the first day, until they can verify the hits are organic and not coming from a bot - might be hundreds of thousands by now but the counter won’t update until tomorrow.

I hate the way street racing has been so thoroughly conflated with drag racing. Historically, organized drag racing was created as a way to cut down on street racing - giving people a safer, legal place to race.

“YES! I get to break something!”

Let’s circle back around to the beginning, shall we? The point of this is to develop a launch system that can soft-land someplace close to where it will be refurbished and launched again, to bring down the cost. I totally get that.

Of course not. But “Exploded into a million pieces and scattered over the ocean floor” makes analyzing the physical evidence as to what went wrong a lot harder than pulling a largely intact rocket out of the water.

Explosions ruin them more.

Race cars get stolen all the time. Distinctive or not, they’re easy to part out and sell.

Raper Van

This isn't the way tires behave in the real world. In cartoons, perhaps, they pop like balloons. But a hole small enough to gently release air pressure would in no way compromise the structure of the tire, up until the pressure dropped so far that the carcass started to heat up and separate.

That's called a "motorcycle"

Who's the bigger dumbass here - the person who can't figure out angled parking, or the person who can't figure out the right way to hold the phone to shoot video?

It's hardly a "production" Mustang. It's a tuner car, available at some dealerships.

"Yo dawg! We heard you like airplanes, so we put an airplane in your airplane so ah fuck it it's too early for this shit...

No, because that would have a "chilling effect" on people testifying. Just like police in Los Angeles are required to totally ignore blatant evidence of immigration crimes so that people in the country illegally won't be afraid to help the cops. Which they are anyway.

People are stupid, though. They'd lose their minds if the phone "didn't work right" when they held it wrong, and there would have to be a software update to "fix" it.

Portrait = Vertical = Wrong

Hmm. I'm going to assume Bartlett is unaware of the fact that as of 2013, if the minimum wage had kept pace with worker productivity, it would've been $21.72.