I’m totally confused by this study. How could one cohort of participants be told to eat fewer than 20 carbs daily while eating loads of vegetables? One raw bell pepper has 6 carbs.

So far, though, our best guess is that if you flip a coin your chances are probably just as good on a low-fat diet as a low-carb one.

I used to have a google voice number for times when I didn’t feel comfortable giving out my real phone number. I feel like you could set one up to divert the call to that hotline.

This is the sort of thing that seems useful but shouldn’t be necessary because the only problem that it solves was designed in.

Thank you... If anyone ever returned a beer and told me the glass wasn’t “beer clean” enough my eyes would roll back so far I’d see my brain.

My tricks even better... simply turn the glass upside down emptying the contents into your digestive tract... repeat as necessary until all your superficial fucks are gone.

A kid in my daughter’s high school was known for his giant equipment and was sitting next to her in a similar fashion last spring, dong resting on his thigh, khakis straining to contain the monstrous organ. She looked at it and hissed, “Jesus, rearrange that RIGHT NOW!!” Mortified, he complied with her directive.

Let me start by telling you that I am honestly not trying to brag about this, but as a dude who experiences this because of a gift (and a curse): sometimes its just inevitable, especially on the subway (Or any situation where you’re crammed in with people.)

Flickr could have been so MASSIVE if it wasnt so poorly managed. I miss visiting that site but its been overtaken by weird people spamming nonsensical gif awards. 

Under his eye, Ofgizmodo.

*slow clap*

Google Docs is also significantly less feature rich than word. I use Powerpoint and Excel regularly as well, and MS Office just means word is the most convenient and efficient word processing software for me.

Now, I think Google Docs works for collaboration really well. As a graduate student, Google Docs was amazing…

Wow, do I have news for you. Literally everyone uses software they hate for work that is insecure and generally shitty. Word is arguably one of the least infuriating that I run into. Sure, technically Google Docs is an alternative, but receiving phishing emails designed to look like links to Google Docs is just as…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

This video should be shown to libertarians, followed by “this is what happens when corporations are no longer ‘tied down’ by government.”

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

An old-school refrigerator?

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