Doug: thank you for hitting publish right before my daily office poop and giving me something to read! You may not know but we are...uncomfortably in sync. In fact before I even sat down I was sure I'd have your article waiting for me.

BUY YOUR WIFE A PAIR OF WARM BOOTS SO SHE CAN GO START YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING

Jeep Renegade in American Flag livery

AWD, Good on Gas, Inexpensive, and plenty of room for packages.

Obvious answer is obvious

That's because there's a tarp covering the car.

I know what you meant, but...

Perhaps the hardware/software for a self-driving car?

SPECRACING!

PLOT TWIST, he drives this:

Fastest car in the world has nothing to do with the badge and everything to do with the fact it was a rental.

Wait, I have an "unlimited budget" for a 911??? I am SO going with Singer!

yeah i've been reading what you wrote on The Muse too

Well that's nice.

I still don't totally understand that question. I do, but then I don't.

Can we retire Amazeballs yet? It's the like Harlem shake of adjectives.

Wrong.

Inverse Taverish logic... for the price of a used Raptor....

I'd rather have a GT4 Cayman than a base model 911 any day of the week.

I think this is the first cayman where I would disagree with your statement.

Just like my ass.