Gary! Gary, buddy, it's okay! I'm sorry! I didn't know you felt this way when I wrote that! Gary, please, buddy, don't be like that!

Hey, you do a pretty good me impression! You really got down that "hurr durr" thing I do! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find the poorest selling hatchbacks to fap over.

Oh my god am I tired of the jaded snark of some Jalopnik posts. Why does everything have to be either masturbatory hyperbole or decidedly nonplussed bitterness?

Yeah, he could hate on other people over their automotive choices.

I'm not DeMuro.

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

Nah, I already have a big penis, I'd rather take my chances with the hairdressers.

Parts have become cheap. Also, info about the air suspensions is much more prevalent then when these were new. It was like a guarded secret back then.

But have you considered yes?

Damon, I think we need to talk about some thing. In person. So please bring the D here. Right now. Please.

Is it just me that thinks this or have all of the Jalopnik writers turned into gigantic pansies? Don't eat the street fish. Don't drift on TV. Don't speed in Virginia. Don't buy that salvage title Audi. Don't murder people from Craigslist. Well you know what? You don't tell me what to do, I do what I want.

A nod to the Chileans' kindness for helping them escape the Argentinean mob, I believe.

I think the ethnic cleansing is more of an issue, but whatever floats your boat.
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All of smart's current lineup?

Why people bought this car is still an Intrigue to this day

can we talk about how perfectly executed that was

It's not so much that I wouldn't buy a salvage title car, it's that I wouldn't drop fifteen large on one, especially one as dauntingly mechanically complex and expensive as a hot Audi. You've got to go into it knowing you could find yourself with a rather large aluminum lawn ornament should something go wrong, given…

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