The M.C. Turing Test?

Trump doing a tour of his new hotel with just cameras, no reporters.

I’ve never seen a Toyota that’s less grounded to the ground than this one.

Professional driver they provide is actually Alonso, but you have to provide a lawn chair for him.

I remember the panty-wetting over the previous article about BMW’s new take on the 2002z “Completely forgettable” - piffle and nonsense. This, like the original powder blue Hommage, is bad-ass.

This is good Torch.

When asked for a comment on the 40th anniversary of his famous crash, Lauda was quick to place blame on Lewis Hamilton.

Tickled Pink (I Smell like Shrimp)

I’ll bet that’s because unlike you or I, those holding the sword took a peek at the data off Nico’s car and called his BS excuse of “I had brake issues” for what it was. Nico needs to take a PR lesson from Kimi and just give straight answers. When asked why he hit Hamilton a much more respectable answer would have…

I slagged off the Civic Type R and the A45 AMG and said I wouldn’t buy either of the new Mustangs. And I didn’t back pedal - I said it’s good value, which is different. Conceding something is good value is very different to saying it’s good.

I wanted one of these things hard as an 8 year old. I thought it was the most expensive fanciest car you could buy. Little did I know that in my 30's, I could pick up probably one of the nicest remaining ones for under 10 grand. Amazing how things change, isn’t it? I’ve never driven one of these, but I fear it is one…

See, that’s why this is my least favorite of these. It has a purpose.

That’s a wide Margin.

Don’t read the Facebook comments.

Joke’s on them, I’ve been putting glue in my cereal for years.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Can you make this guy write more often? Nice piece

Watched a bit last night, and honestly if it was Reed, Harris, and LeBlanc, that would probably be the perfect trio. Evans is just obnoxious, and as blasphemous as it is, I don’t think Sabine makes a great English presenter.