Still not as bad as Subway stealing my advertisement idea for a male escort service.

Amazing how idiotic you sound with that hyperbole

Rumor has it that after pwning his sons, the father told them he previously had and would continue to have sexual relations with their mother.

both are "superchargers." The proper name for a turbo is "turbo-supercharger." The name comes from the fact that the devices force an air-fuel "charge" into the engine greater than it can draw when naturally aspirated (volumetric efficiency greater than 1.0.)

an obviously modified s2000 with a loud v10 exhaust is about the opposite of a sleeper.

This was the fastest beetle for about 3.5 seconds for its driver...

It's not... but just for fun: Here is Jalopnik in Comic Sans

Wow, lots of Z hate here. I understand some of the criticism, but the biggest flaw in this review is testing a completely loaded model. I got mine with sports package at $28k. Tell me another car that offers similar performance at this price point?

51k as tested?! Holy shit you can buy so many better things!

SWERV

Because I didn't have access to a track for the weekend I took the car to the closest place I could find where I wouldn't be immediately arrested for testing every one of the car's 556 horses and then end up having to write a report from jail.

I've lusted after this car for as long as I can remember. When I was in second grade my Grandfather gave me back issues of Motor Trend and I can remember this car vividly from those days. Before I knew about any other cars, I knew about the Mustang Cobra R.

That is all.

I don't think so, considering we praised the gigantic wing and scoops on the new STI...

Jason... Words cannot express how proud of you I am.

Did 3.2 Carrera prices drop too? Please say yes.

You were saying?

Where I'm from, using the turn signal will get you nowhere pretty fast. People will actually that you're trying to merge, and then speed up to shrink the gap.

To get it in ninth you have to hit Up, Down, Left, Right, R1, R2, L1, L2, X