Okay, I tweaked the headline a bit to more accurately reflect the role of the salt water. Anything for you guys.

Don't pander to them, Jason. If anyone read this and realistically thought that inside they'd be reading about a car directly powered by salt water then they're an idiot. Of course there had to be something more to it. Readers should know to take headlines with a grain of salt (heh, pun) and apply some logical towards…

I still do that. And still will. Luckily, I don't have to call a physicist on myself because it describes the flow battery in the post. The headline is giving the broad view — if you owned the car, you'd periodically refill the saltwater electrolyte. In practice, it would at least feel like running on saltwater.

I wasn't aware this was funny to begin with.

It's not funny anymore.

Great, another amorphous crossover. This time with a Fiat facia, but from the front headlights back? Just like everything else.

Musk'd

I wish they'd just make an entire series about cheap car challenges.

LS SWAP YO

Don't ruin it, Raph! This is gonna end up as one of the weird air-cooled VWs soon!

Each new Ferrari will also come with a $100 Olive Garden giftcard for that old country taste.

They actually made the Jalopnik logo bigger, it just looks weird small. We should probably fix the logo.

I love the Z06 but you gotta admit this is a lot classier and probably a lot more comfortable

911. It's just the best one. By a country mile.

Follow your loins, young one.

And if she lights up her fart she'd be in low Earth orbit in no time.

Crush level: Knope.

Subaru Loyale. One of the most classic looking Japanese 4wd wagons around. I may be biased because mine got me through a flooded city this morning without breaking a sweat.

Clearly you should be driving a Lightning. It's the best vehicle for picking up parts overnighted from Japan.

I am sorry that you don't like a V12 AWD Shooting Brake from Ferrari. But each person is entitled to their own opinion. I'll take one in black.