This parent fucked up.

“What’s the best way to reach you? Email?”

I said this elsewhere, but he’s Speaker of the House. It’s his job to move legislation along - he’s basically the top politician and agenda setter. Even though Congress has been obstructionist and divided on most high-profile issues, and hasn’t gotten a lot done, there’s still plenty of business flowing through the…

The greatest Burnett sketch ever...

HEYYYY LOCO, long time, no assholery.

She could be in a coma and I would still vote for her.

The Liberal North Carolinians are coming for the state government. I hope there is enough support for down ballot candidates this election. I know there are a lot of backwards ideas here, but this state is also becoming very well educated and attracting a lot of young professionals. Seeing them panic and try to…

Okay, what is going on with Gawker/Jez? Is this The End? What is happening? WHAT DOES ALL THIS TITANIC SHIT MEAN?

Okay. We all know that the South will not rise again. But at the risk of sounding like an apologist, probably the main reason for saying that is that much of the South is poor, and many southerners are tired of hearing people denigrating them. It’s misguided, I know, but one of the reasons behind “Southern Pride” is…

Overall, the NBC medal ceremonies have been driving me nuts. The only ones I’ve seen are where the American won the gold, which makes it bizarre they skipped this, and even then they just show that awarding of the gold medal, which feels really disrespectful to the other competitors on the podium

Shane Tusup is a former American swimmer

Lol I love the uneventful aspect of cycling. We just turn it on and have it going in the background. Sometimes i nap while it is on. I find the combination of people riding their bikes plus the beautiful scenery relaxing. Today’s race was super eventful when they got to the mountains. Several crashes including the…

Silly wimminz, with their emotions and shit. We know better than them what they want!

Okay ‘see both sides’ folks and ‘she had a gun’ folks, help a sista out: Are you okay with your tax dollars paying cops to spend their time entering your family members’ homes to serve misdemeanor warrants? This is how the cops you fetishize are keeping you so safe? We can’t get to the standoff without them first…

Right side, left side, above, and below the fence. I’m pretty sure she even covered some theoretical sides of the fence that only Stephen Hawking knows about.

Right. Yep. Uh-huh. Tell me more about how this isn’t sexist, guys.

Not for nothing, but Clinton’s plan for subsidized daycare for working families is about the most family-friendly thing on either platform.

Decent childcare costs more than college. My wife and I can afford it for our kids (barely) but when I think about all the people that can’t, or that have to put their kids in…

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

I cry when kids sing, without fail. V embarrassing at school talent shows.