Something’s definitely up in the costume department this season. Besides the Tyra monstrosity, Anne Heche’s rainbow flying squirrel paso doble get-up was equally odd. The color was fine. But that cape thing didn’t move or flow well at all.

A lot of hospitals offer photography in situations like this, so its not necessarily a glamourous photoshoot. I’ve known non-famous people who post these on their social media accounts to essentially say, “they existed in this world. they will be remembered.” It wasn’t thirsty or fake for them to do it, and I think…

Please please please let someone with a good FUPA wear these out somewhere. I would, but I don’t have the $$ for the pants and I live nowhere interesting. But know this, Jezebels, I would do this for you because the laughter would be so cleansing and long that none of you would remember why you’re so sad today!

I’m a college professor. I’m at a public institution in a poor state. My research specialty is related to the ongoing pandemic.

No one in the school’s faculty was contacted about the return to school plans. We have experts. Not one of us was asked what we thought.

Our school decided to try to forge ahead with an…

You can tell from the hotel manager’s comments that she’s had to put up with so much of this bullshit in her job.

They have “no place” in the Republican Party for the same reason I have “no place” in my house for new kitchen gadgets; all the available space is full of the shit I already have.

Dear Donald, you are welcome to visit the number one COVID hotspot in my state.  Of course no masks or social distancing, those things are for doctors and scientists and Democrats.  Welcome, bring your entire clan, Ivanka, Jr., Erik, and have them breathe in the air that circulates from a giant conventional hall. And…

Is there such a thing as a megachurch pastor who isn't a piece of shit? Serious question. I've met plenty of nice clergy but they've all been of, you know, regular size churches.

I feel for Luna. Both parents seem to have issues, and isn’t it always adults with “issues” who decide to get married and have kids because that myth is still believed in our society that marriage and kids will solve moral ills. This coming from an adult whose mother believed and still believes that I have “learning…

Which is the contradiction of it all: if either Warren or Sanders does win the presidency, those people who elected them will, in many ways, necessarily become their adversaries as the candidates conform to the presidency and, as always, break promises.

I think that WaPo article should be required reading for everyone.

This is exactly what I need to end this shit show week. I regretably live in North Carolina and hearing my fellow statesman chanting at her on Wednesday night was horrific. I am glad she is being so warmly welcomed home by the people who voted her into such an important position.

I grew up about an hour away from Waskom and I had no idea this town existed. Headline should read: Two small, unimportant towns trying to out Jesus everybody else, failing miserably.

A few days ago the BBC was talking about how the US has dominated the sport because of the fitness levels from women’s college football onwards. How it’s taking time for the other teams to get up to US fitness levels. In the UK, support and investment for the women’s game has been woeful until fairly recently.

This guy would have inhaled the marshmallow before the researcher could explain the experiment

Use male and female as adjectives, not nouns, and you’re good. Female minor or male minor are fine. Male and Female as nouns make you sound like a Ferengi.

Um... I am a lady writer of Real Books whose last published piece of journalism was 11,257 words. I have degrees in writing and history, mad archival and primary research skills, 15 years of professional experience, and I have big tits for my white male editor to stare at while I work.

Lady the hiring committee recommended:

Is there something with you people that the word “women” is so difficult to say? Does it have some icky connotation so you have to use terminology more commonly used to denote an animal’s gender?

My white hair is all in the front. In the back it is still the rich mouse it has been for years. Not pretty.