WHO ARE ALL OF YOU TERRIFYING PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT HAVING GUNS IN THEIR HOUSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN PLAYING THERE??? This is seriously the most fucking insane thing I have ever heard. What is WRONG with you??? Why is your love for guns more important than allowing those who dislike guns…

You are a weird fucking person if you lie to someone about keeping guns in your house.

Both my parents worked & I couldn’t wait for them to leave, especially in the summer

do you not recognize the difference between shooting yourself and being shot by someone else?

“But what about the men?!!”

Just came here to make a similar comment. You can see my tits in my swimsuit?! Imagine that. Also, how original, you fucking tool. I was a D1 swimmer and gotta tell ya - by the time we were all swimming in college, the only time we heard that was from maladjusted, immature guys who we were 100% confident were…

Clogged sink? Vinegar and baking soda. Rings in your clear glasses/vases? Soak with hot water and vinegar. Quick clean you wood floors? Vinegar and water mixture. Weeds in your driveway cement? Vinegar, drop of Dawn, baking soda. What else, what else?

White vinegar is magic and I buy it by the triple gallon.

vinegar, people.

i like to run a large load of just workout wear every so often. i’ll run it through with just vinegar, and they come out stink-free! same thing with my towels.

No laughing matter…

Here’s where I see sexism the most: Clinton is a woman of ideas. Always has been. I didn’t agree with her ideas as much as Bernie’s, but she’s a serious thinker with many positions and philosophies that come from a place of devoted public service and beg critical engagement. And she has a lot of excellent ideas that I…

Sure, if you believe those Liberal eggheads in their ivory towers at Harvard. Listen, I’ve listened to enough Governor Palin speeches to know that the lamestream media would never act in a way that could be viewed as negative toward a Democrat candidate.

....Where was your uterus before?

Arise love, and come share in the manufactured cheezy bounty. Let me bestow wet-naps to sooth your temporarily tainted, but not short or vulgar fingers.

Real talk: infant clothing is incredibly rewarding to make as a knitter. Works up quickly, finished product is hella cute, and even if you use top dollar yarn, usually not that expensive. And then, when you gift it away, you are the boss of that baby shower.

Is the old movie going to disappear when this comes out?

My teenage years were spent working in fast food. The men’s room is always a little dirty and occasionally very dirty.

And this NC’er will do his part.

You sort of need an epidural if you end up on the pitosin. (I’m not thinking you were assigning a moral judgement in your coment, btw.)