The steering wheel and gauge cluster are dead giveaways. It’s not that hard to figure it out.

Takata approved.

Drives PT Cruiser. Deserves every rock that ends up in her face.

I love that it’s a PT Cruiser, which is like the poster car for vapid people with no taste.

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

The best part was re-using the same slow drive by cut for all of the filler!

Quote of the year, it has to be.

I’m afraid you’ve got your history backwards there, my friend.

Google “Fiat Spider Abarth Classic” and get back to me on this.

You drive a horse, don’t you?

The Viggen was a great car, but I live my 07 9-3!

So go buy a Camry and die of beige.

Top Marx to both of you.

You’d have to Putin a lot of work on that truck.

Generally if you see someone supporting a racist fuckwit who is bad for literally the entire planet, its a good thing to call them out and make a big deal out of it.

Nothing to do with the whole Trump thing, but I wouldn’t be Russian to buy it.

As if a possible bad transmission wasn’t enough, I have a moral objection to giving money to someone who supports a narcissistic demagogue. CP on principle.

between obnoxious and...to finish this sarcasm, please check out my column on autotrader dot come slash oversteer.

The Volvo will actually start up in the morning. Advantage: Volvo.