You’re absolutely correct. I stumbled upon the car cross-posted on eBay and this is stamped under the hood.

People like her are why the crossover is so popular.

This probably matches the SSR in uselessness. A carpeted bed with a solid hatch? What’s the fucking point?!? The ultimate early aughts poseur mobile.

Funny you say that...I just relaxed the front bumper and tossed around the idea of an M-Sport look, but all the (affordable) ones online had terrible reviews. I picked up this unpainted one on Amazon for about $120 and a buddy of mine painted it for me. Turned out really nice!

Sounds beautiful! Mine is Sterling Grey Metallic.

Thank you!!! I’ve been saying this for over a year now. I bought a 2002 540iT a year and a half ago and it has its gremlins but it’s very simple compared to anything new.

Came here to say this. :)

Stole my answer! Good choice :)

Easy. Brand new, Jaguar XE 35t R-Sport. Very well equipped for 58,500

That hair is disrespecting my eyes.

Seriously made the beverage I was drinking come out my nose. Well done. :)

My suggestion, a Taurus SHO. With a bit of digging you can find them in your range with fewer than 70k. Sturdy, quick, and since it’s a blue oval you’ll fit in with the locals!

I kinda figured as much. But swinging a sledgehammer can be fun sometimes. I like the idea of the n/a 6.2 as opposed to that V10 or the newer turbo V8s the Germans are doing now.

I often wonder the reliability of this vs, say, an E63 AMG.

I thought we were rid of him. Too good to be true I guess.

Love these articles, but I’m going to have to stop reading. You’re making me want a 911, like BAD!

Came here to say this.

I starred for making me laugh this morning.

TL; DR

Funniest part of the article!