The world would be a lot nicer place if we could all be 6/9ths as happy as Gronk.

I’m sure this doesn’t apply to anyone reading this article, but on the off chance you haven’t seen the 30 for 30 about Nancy and Tonya, I am imploring you to drop whatever you’re doing and watch it immediately. It is truly amazing.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

You’re all fired! Everybody’s fuckin’ fired!

So something I learned when I went to college is that people who aren’t from the East Coast apparently don’t learn about Crispus Attucks.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Well that was a shitty column.

We can’t play fantasy basketball

Doesn’t that quote end with a call to arms lol.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Because he shoots, ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooooh, so bad from downtown.

Reporter: What did you think of Emmanuel’s antics?

we’ve all already bought “The Hike,” Magary, give it a rest.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

there is a big offer from China

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So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?