Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

There is no record of votes? In all honesty, is it possible that they did this so that Trump and the rest of the GOP could come out against it and make them look ethical?

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

So this is where the buck stops.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Man. Jerry Kill must be Having a fit.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces but.... pictures like this suck. As a recovering coke/meth addict I have a really hard time with drug imagery. So yes, I’m triggered! In the true sense of the word!! I mean you guys do you, but it’s hard for someone like me. I can choose not to watch certain movies but I’d…

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

My guess is the people filing the lawsuit are well aware of Cousins’ lack of effort on defense and hoping he’ll just settle.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

In Isiah’s defense, he won 2 titles with less talent then those three had on their championship teams (Pistons were still great, but they weren’t as stacked as the Celtics or Lakers, or even Jordan’s Bulls. Really, those Pistons titles still shock me, they stick out like a sore thumb between those other dynasties. You…

I laughed, I cried, I renounced my citizenship.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

[Morgan's ex]: (on finding him in bed with another woman): NYJER?!