It literally looks like a bad police sketch of a Hyundai Elantra.

Quintessentially 90s? The 928 was introduced in 1978.

NISMO ALL THE THINGS!

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…

It's certainly better than VAG...

The world's greatest place for car enthusiasts that like to show off instead of driving...

I'll go hard.

The Red Key.

Wow this has to be some kind of world record. Someone call Guinness

Put a bird on it!!!

Put a bird on it!

Driving a Hellcat though Portland is second only to rolling coal through Portland for hedonistic fun. I can only imagine the concern-trolling Twitter hashtags and Buzzfeed lists that will follow your cruise.

No Saab with a Toppola?

Come on, we all know what he is really building there

Neutral: Ferdinand Piech really wants Ferrari so bad that he can taste it. Like seriously, he has a raging boner over the thought of that merchandise company.

No more name calling or screeching than someone saying they have an opinion different than a liberal.

Yes, its punished by loud screeching and outraged name calling.

Socialism is the removal of competition, with centrally-planned elements taking over for the free market. Whether this is owned by the town or not makes no difference, it's still capitalism because it's in an open market and people are voting with their dollar. Also, what's the tax burden on each of the citizens to…

The yeti that's about to tear them, and the car apart.