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but they defuser creates a smiley face

But they have a Mercedes!

That’s the question I ask myself before I go into a deep trance.

Ah I have managed to start a shit storm!

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Something like this I guess.

Don’t worry Buick fans, they still have an exciting new two-door!

Remember when you could get a minivan that was actually mini?

Nope. You just drive on and drive off. Motorcycles get priority boarding.

He drove a Camry.

There are some...uh....interesting subtitles mixed in there: “mammals in the leg with talking about of course is not giving up the pussy”

Honestly, for most normals *any* car that’s clean and has a BMW or Mercedes badge will do it.

I’ll put forward specifically the M-sport E38. Here’s one currently listing for less than a sixth of your given budget, and even with 6-days left on the auction I still bet it doesn’t top $10k. It’s an M-sport, so the BMW…

The Lotus Elise. It looks like some 6-figure exotic but costs as much as an Accord.

Maybe Travis brought some Kinja over there.

I gotchu bro

It’s Pigskin, not Fluffyskin!

Prepare your anuses for the most bestest footegghandball team... in the world.

Dear Leader, I think I spotted some cake!