IT IS

but they defuser creates a smiley face

But they have a Mercedes!

That’s the question I ask myself before I go into a deep trance.

Ah I have managed to start a shit storm!

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Something like this I guess.

Alissa’s entire point every time she writes about transit is that cars should be banned and everyone who owns one is a terrible human being. It’s genuinely the most intellectually dishonest bit of self-superior puffery I’ve ever seen from anyone purporting to be a journalist. I wouldn’t sweat about it too hard because…

When was the last time you rode a bus?

Don’t worry Buick fans, they still have an exciting new two-door!

Remember when you could get a minivan that was actually mini?

Nope. You just drive on and drive off. Motorcycles get priority boarding.

He drove a Camry.

There are some...uh....interesting subtitles mixed in there: “mammals in the leg with talking about of course is not giving up the pussy”

Assuming a pace of 5 mph, I could easily walk to work in a mere 12 hours!

Would work if you get free housing with your work.

What about people that don’t live in cities? Are we going to invest in effective public transportation for towns of 500 or 1,000 people? What about actual rural areas? Or are we going to force everyone to move to cities and abandon rural areas (ya know, the places where all the food comes from?). This is seriously a…

There, fixed it for you.

It’s coming. I was entertained by how she dismissed on an industry that has driven industrial design, fashion, social change, empowerment, architecture AND technological innovation for over 100 years in the last two paragraphs. All the cool kids are doing it...