The Torchlopnik HQ shares DNA with its cannonball run sibling. Just a little FYI...and motor swap.

Torch you are the master of late night strangeness. You are influencing my dreams and 8 hours are better for it.

Don't forget the Jalopnik sticker.

Perfect for being the creepy guy down by the river:

Bro

Duh.

So does this mean I can take out an interest only loan on a Pagani and have it written down under a federal bailout program? cause I'd do that

Plymouth Prowler with Trailer

JUST LOOK at the swarm of white haired/mustached/hiding their baldspot with caps current and upcoming retirees around this thing.

You keep asking these questions when we already know the answer...

There's a lot more action in a lot of these videos than many professional races I've seen.

I like my setup better.

Dunno Tyler, according to the USAF handbook this looks awfully similar to a weather balloon.

You mean Felipe'd over?

That's what I call a perfectly comfortable and accommodating family hauler.

1996 Pontiac Sunfire GT: 0-60 mph in 7.8. Quarter mile in 15.7. Top speed of 105 mph

Keep in mind a 1989 Porsche 911 Cabrio was 6.4 from 0-60. That's pretty damn quick for a freaking Taurus.