I drive this to work from time to time, an LE "B"

And don't forget gas. Since those get about the same gas mileage as just pouring it straight on the ground factored in with the price of gas these days, your teenager won't have any money to buy drugs or booze.

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

Unpopular Opinion: The DB9 is better than the DBS.

Lucky the feds have that whole southern border thing under control and can waste their time on hyper important things. Good job ICE!!

When I was 15, I bought my '53 Pontiac Catalina Custom Coupe. It was big, slow, and not very expensive. A very eye catching car form 20 feet, it needed plenty of work to keep it going.

A used Ford Crown Victoria P71. It's big and slow so you're never really going fast enough to cause serious damage, it's relatively safe with modern construction and later versions had plenty of safety features and airbags (for the parents). For the gearhead it has a V8 up front that drives the rear wheels (lots of…

BMW E36

I assume they put "cheap" ahead of all other considerations, but they say they want "safety."

I totally understand their perspective, I just don't want parents only looking to them when deciding on what car to buy for their teen.

Sorry Aaron, according to Cher you are no longer American. I think you should run for supreme chancellor of Detroit.

By the time taxes and all that, 65-70k for a 700HP Death machine is really not that bad.

Agreed. But, insofar as image matters for such an uber-utilitarian vehicle, an improvement on the previous 'Mog looks-wise, and not as bad as some of the things Benz does with their image nowadays (a company that has lost it's aesthetic taste).

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

Nope. The CLK is awesome.

WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

Not sure if hipster or just awesome.

Proving to Hellaflush adherents once and for all that you can have infinite style without sacrificing ground clearance.