Isn't that what you do already.... Minus the cash

Someone sounds a little jealous

Dude, have you never seen Clerks II?

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

“Out of your $12 mil of hotel tax, only 1.4% percent goes to the SF Public Libraries. So that’s $168,000.”

This is why neither you nor Hoke are head coaches right now.

Moncler Maya?

And then the entire squad does a choreographed routine of every TD/sack/INT/first down celebration that has drawn a fine in the past 15 years.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

You mean preying?

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Looks to me like a case of asshole (swerving into them) on asshole (speeding recklessly, passing in a no passing zone, no safety clothing) crime.

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

This better?

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Really? They hit Dyson?

Gotta go with shitting in public. As if talking to my mom isn’t awkward enough already...