Route Running Axioms

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1. Scientology

Did that look entirely unnecessary by Gibson to anyone else?

Can I ask a serious question? Are people so fundamentally stupid that Adequate Man really needs to exist - OR - is it just trolling for the sake of trolling? I need to know the answer to this. Every “Adequate Man” post could be answered just fine by a 10 year old.

Give the quarterback a fucking gun.

a falling knife has no handle.

These are words of wisdom. Heed them.

Unfortunately my instinct is always to -

Pretty much. You get that or that moment when the crowd has that eerie lull in the middle of the action. That’s the lull of “it’s about to jump off, and it’s time to GTFO”

So you know they aren’t flopping when they aren’t trying to flop?

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

As with many analytics mavens, Barnwell is such a smug, unfunny prick it’s difficult to like him, let alone go along.

So riding these bikes through the city is illegal, but the police trying to stop the event are the bad guys?

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

Tough not to when Tyrod Taylor is your starting QB.

The University of Texas at El Paso’s teams are referred to as “the miners”.

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

One of those amazing things is the wall Trump built outside Foxborough to keep out the rapist Pittsburgh is sending over this Thursday.

He just made me wish that Goodell had won the court case.