Didn't the very person Deadspin hired to write about these types of things explain the situation? Yes, with the benefit of hindsight, it's obvious that just letting it heal on its own would have been better, but it's possible that infections develop infrequently enough or are usually not so severe as to require…

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The ref later explained that it's only okay when two hot girls do it.

Sure, it's bad, but the person that you should really have sympathy for is his doppelgänger from another dimension, Rashad Finger.

NBC executives responded to this by wiping the NBC Sports Network prime-time schedule clean and replacing it with live feeds from empty NFL stadiums.

Here's hoping that Russia also limits enforcement of its rules against helmet-to-helmet contact.

My hope would be "Eva Mendes."

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

"Sounds like a frame-up to me."

Hey, it's all fair game as long as it didn't involve Kaka.

I was really hoping this wouldn't devolve into a bunch of one-ball jokes. I guess I'm nut.