Was at a kids birthday party and amother parent who is an ER doc showed me a picture on his phone of a roofer who had shot a nail through his dick. Decided I’d never use a nail gun after that.

Miko Grimes has no talent outside of latching on to a meal ticket. RT is not good, but her hubby is slipping as he gets older. Once her husband is out of the league, no one will care what Miko has to say.

+1 Oscar for playing a very likeable character.

His own vanity micro site that he keeps referring to as independent when it has fucking SI in its URL!

“Knowing what you’re talking about doesn’t require memorization”

Because everyone loves the guy who responds to any question with the shuffling of papers or saying “Let me just google that”

Bobroczkyi : running :: Barkley : golfing

I’m saving a special cigar for the day when my kid no longer needs help to get in the car and buckle herself in.

I’m gonna guess she’s hot.

I think the concern is that the standards will be watered down to give women the chance.

Rather than assume they are all mathematically challenged, is there something else you could have overlooked when running the numbers? Here’s an example: I’d love to live closer to work. Found a few places that were great and cost a bit less than my place in the ‘burbs. Then I started researching schools, and guess…

“That would’ve awesome.”

What law would that be? You would have a duty to inform clients of the underperformance (such as it is), but it would be no different than someone who is financially conservative choosing to not invest in equities. There is no law that says you have to put a client in the best performing asset class.

Guy claims to be world’s greatest IT security expert, guy’s email gets hacked.

On a scale of 1 to Mormon how repressed are you that you can’t say to your wife “Honey, we can’t name our kid Gianna because there’s a really famous porn star with that name”?

If I heard Carey speak out of context I’d assume he has some sort of developmental disorder.

They don’t care that it makes them look bad, obviously. If they did they would have fixed it. No one is not reading a website because it has a few typos, hell their engagement metrics are probably higher because of all the comments pointing out the typos.

Man, I was hoping the poop story was going to end with Nantz catching the guy in the act, shaking his head slowly and saying “A tradition like no other, indeed”

Roses are red,

Considering Barkley’s swing and his love of gambling I’d do anything possible to not screw up a weekly game with him.