His own vanity micro site that he keeps referring to as independent when it has fucking SI in its URL!

“Knowing what you’re talking about doesn’t require memorization”

Because everyone loves the guy who responds to any question with the shuffling of papers or saying “Let me just google that”

Bobroczkyi : running :: Barkley : golfing

I’m saving a special cigar for the day when my kid no longer needs help to get in the car and buckle herself in.

I’m gonna guess she’s hot.

I think the concern is that the standards will be watered down to give women the chance.

“That would’ve awesome.”

What law would that be? You would have a duty to inform clients of the underperformance (such as it is), but it would be no different than someone who is financially conservative choosing to not invest in equities. There is no law that says you have to put a client in the best performing asset class.

On a scale of 1 to Mormon how repressed are you that you can’t say to your wife “Honey, we can’t name our kid Gianna because there’s a really famous porn star with that name”?

If I heard Carey speak out of context I’d assume he has some sort of developmental disorder.

They don’t care that it makes them look bad, obviously. If they did they would have fixed it. No one is not reading a website because it has a few typos, hell their engagement metrics are probably higher because of all the comments pointing out the typos.

Man, I was hoping the poop story was going to end with Nantz catching the guy in the act, shaking his head slowly and saying “A tradition like no other, indeed”

Roses are red,

Considering Barkley’s swing and his love of gambling I’d do anything possible to not screw up a weekly game with him.

Have you ever tried to throw a golf ball? It feels like your arm is going to pull off at the shoulder.

National tv commercials aren’t cheap. And they run a lot of them.

Nah, their heads are just pointy. And they are super sweet lazy dogs.

Wideheads 4 eva!

Irish setters have always disturbed me because their head seems too narrow. Like they tried to jam it somewhere it didn’t fit as a puppy and it stuck that way.