I’ve never really enjoyed PFTC’s shtick, probably because I rarely read PFT and never read the comments. Well, the comments on this story, make me understand and appreciate what he’s doing.

So if I’m a booster, could I set up an account, and play against guys on my favorite college team, make terrible picks and basically hand them money?

I’m guessing he’s referring to stoppage time or injury time. The seemingly random amount of time added at the end.

Imagine if all the improvements in emissions over the last decade are the result of software shenanigans by car companies.

I’m starting to worry Dolphins fans got Haynesworthed.

She wishes he was a Lions fan.

Yep, that’s me as well! She definitely wanted to get the point across.

This reminds me of advice I got from a black friend before going to Caribana, she said:

So it’s Johnny Depp, playing Hunter S. Thompson, playing Whitey Bulger?

I’m going to guess you are outside of the US

Brian, your wife is telling you that you are getting chubby.

Knock yourself out, but as I told (and keep telling) my wife, prepare to be underwhelmed.

Damn it, I now need to change my pickem pool team name to “JPP’s Piggies Went To Market”

Why thank you.

Jesus, hopping on one leg in heels must be tough.

Me too!

Well, you know it will be in the last place he looks.

I took Janet Jackson, so whoops.

It’s not really a dream, but some nights as I’m just falling asleep I get an immense feeling of dread at the fragility of life. I can feel the never ending darkness closing in on me. I tend to jump out of bed and run a few steps before I wake up. Freaks my wife right out.

Walking PED* ad wouldn’t do anything shady, you say?