Your name describes my golf swing.

It’s amazingly illogical as well. If extra strength/muscle helps you win, then shouldn’t all competitors try to get big and strong? It is sports after all, not a beauty pageant.

For every time a gun is used in self-defense in the home, there are 7 assaults or murders, 11 suicide attempts, and 4 accidents involving guns in or around a home. So, there’s some data for you

The odds say that for every time a gun is used in self-defense in the home, there are 7 assaults or murders, 11 suicide attempts, and 4 accidents involving guns in or around a home. You are making your family far less safe by having the gun at all.

It does speed things up dramatically though. I crutch all the pork shoulders I do.

I tried to use a smokanator this week for a couple of pork shoulders and just couldn’t make it work. In fairness my Weber doesn’t have the flappy grill, so getting coals in or out is a challenge. I ended up dumping it and just using a minion. Should I bother getting a hinged grill and a smokanator? I’ve heard others…

No, getting uranium out if the hands of prairie folk is definitely optimal.

Largest exporter of potash and uranium in the world

You can tell he was staring at his reflection and admiring his awesome just before he drops.

Lake beaches don’t count. Not sure why, they just don't.

as it was in high tech

How does he owe 157k in payments for a 60k car??

This is the only reason I care who won.

Because the significant turnover on the City Council since the lease was first agreed to shows that the residents of Glendale (not the residents of Phoenix or any of the other neighboring suburbs) seem to have rejected this deal.

Where can I buy a replica of her jersey? She’s my new hero.

Wait, you’re an office worker, no? Why the hell would you be wearing a hat?

So, I’m not a lawyer, but if Spikes just doesn’t answer questions, how do they place him as the driver?

Wait, are you Miserable Shitehawk? Cause your pork belly has changed my life. I can’t have people over without them asking if I’m making the pork belly tacos. As such I’m a bit reluctant to feed my guests home made pate.

Does he keep an extra glove out near the mound or does his one glove work on either hand?

Can I skip all the other stuff and just have some Hendrick’s on the rocks?