why not do the Thursday night game after a teams bi-week?

I wonder if there is enough data to further slice based on the relative strength of the offense and defense. The top offense vs the worst defense should have a different probability of success than the best defense against the worst offense.

I let your mom suck my dick.

Hey! Don't just assume he can read.

Well, as long as the dead guy didn't kill anyone earlier in the day, this counts as improvement. Dovetails nicely with the Chief's on field resurgence.

My Dad's a Bills fan, so in my family the rivalry is still heated. I just can't turn my back on the Dolphins.

If by far less you mean "actually contacting a player" then, sure.

So I'm a Dolphins fan who lives in Toronto. Assuming the Bills move here, am I allowed to switch teams? Obviously it's inexcusable to dump a bad team for a good one. But what about going the other way? I don't follow hockey, baseball or basketball, so I don't have much sports wise to talk about in this city so it…

is there going to be one of these for this week? or do I need to look at SportsInsights wonky page directly?

Bring the booze you like and the fixings for a cocktail using the booze. Spin a good yarn about having this cocktail at some interesting place with interesting people. Make a few of them, pass them around, and then go back to drinking the booze as you like.

If I put a quail, in a cornish game hen, in a duck, in a chicken, in a turkey is it awesome or overkill?

The fact that there isn't a bigger outrage about that a team, that plays the most popular sport in the US, in the capital city of the US uses a blatant racial slur for their team name is a symptom of the problem, not a defense.

How is this name still a debate? Let's say I bought an NFL team. Let say the Bills and I moved them to Toronto. Toronto is a city that has a ton of raccoons. They are everywhere. They are sneaky and resourceful. Hell, raccoons would be a great team name. But Coons would be perfect! Any Redskin defender want to defend…

Whiskey and blankets.

[begins looking for pre-labiaplasty pictures] [decides it's in poor taste]
[spends 2 hours looking at pictures]

Really not taking advantage of all the free porn on the internet.

So, I guess about 6% of Deadspin readers are Jets fans?

I wish someone could find a happy medium between the UFC and boxing. A place where the best fighters can fight, the majority of the revenue goes to the fighters and there aren't 6 or 7 million titles of varying importance. And fuck Dana White.

And once again the Dolphins come up short.

cool, I look forward to reading it. over the last 3 weeks I'm 30-12 ats, so I can't quite figure out why they are lagging so badly.