Isn't sales tax in New Jersey 7%? Ahh, right student-ATHLETES.

Double post. Kate Mara's hot, but not that hot.

I'd eat the corn out of Kate Mara's shit.

Somewhere, Peter King is nodding. Smugly.

Payments were determined by the player's side and they apparently had actuaries look at the life long costs of caring for people with those ailments and that's what they came up with.

Lets introduce you to this thing called science, which trumps common sense for most people. So when science (in this case doctors hired by the NFL) says that football isn't the cause of these old players maladies people tend to believe it because science can be contrary to common sense. Unfortunately in this case…

The most shocking part about this was that last pass actually spiralled.

Except when the league and their doctors told you it was safe.

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness,
And ev'ry gain divine.
O beautiful for…

Yeah the joke plays off the fact that it isn't a jet. As in if it were a jet, it would be up there on the list of worst jets of all time on account of the nuking and such. But thanks to its propellers it's spared the indignity of being on said list.

Not the worst jet

As has been said, in the past the players couldn't have made an informed decision. Going forward as long as there is an underclass that believe the only way out is through sports, crime or the military, the allure of pro football will persist. Throw in the arrogance of youth and I have to think that football will need…

Nope

CP24 is a news station here in Toronto and they, of course, have an app for news, weather, traffic etc. A few days ago there was a story about a missing girl's body being found in Lake Ontario. In the middle of the article there was an ad for some new phone that is waterproof, with a line "Don't worry, you can get it…

I guess the refs really did need a raise.

Anyone want to make an over/under on number of new twitter followers he gets out of this? Scumbag
ETA: awe shucks, we'll hopefully he gets some new twitter followers out of this

Brian Hartline is Jesse Pinkman.

If the Kardashians can turn Bruce Jenner into an old lesbian, I'm sure they can turn Lamar Odom into a crack addict. They have powerful magic.

For the fuck of it, lets just have a no testing Olympics. Give everyone three years to take whatever they want and let's see how many records are broken. We should do it for science and to see how long the penises will get on the Chinese womens weight lifting team.

I wonder if he was going to give her a Messi finish?