To be fair, the Washington team is run by a bunch of loopy cunts.

If it meant making Dan Snyder look like a jackass I would gladly put aside my Pats homerism and root for the Chiefs.

Lordy, I hope Cousins wins a Super Bowl in the next year or two.

on the bright side, your team’s logo and nickname is now the clear Number One for “Most Offensive” in pro sports...

Everything I’ve heard says that Cousins was never going to sign with Washington, he wasn’t an option for them at any price. That’s what they get for lowballing the shit out of him twice, lying about it to the public, and publicly calling him out for their shitty team’s failure.

and... ANNNNND we gave them Kendall Fuller, a top 3 slot corner who is playing on his cheapass rookie contract. I hate everything.

70 mill guaranteed is absolutely insane for a guy who just washed out of a team much better than washington whos 34 and really never did shit.

Look, at least they didn’t sign Mark Rypien. And you just know they considered it.

Well, that seems stupid.

If it’s any consolation, Colt McCoy will unseat him in training camp.

So Washington drafted a guy who was Rookie of the Year that they traded up for, also drafted his insurance policy, played both guys for the last six years, franchise tagged said insurance policy twice, and now traded for a QB who is four years older than Cousins and has only 1 4,000 yard passing season compared to…

Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen ladies and gentleman!

I am of the opinion that Washington shouldn’t overpay Cousins, but wow...unless they got Alex Smith to agree to like a $12-15M a year contract (which seems highly unlikely, since there isn’t really a middle class for QBs), it looks like they’re going to overpay another mediocre QB.

You send out a packet, you get a packet back (if they’re listening). I’m not sure I see a problem.

I...never even considered that they could referring to a computer ping. Of course it’s a sonar ping.

I always assumed that referred to a sonar ping, not a computer ping.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

It helps when your face is all over the local news because you looked like a complete bumbling idiot. Nothing like hilarity to get more eyeballs—and more eyeballs means more likely identification.

Considering how the lower leg is dangling wrong after the incident, it probably didn’t take long to call up the local hospitals.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting for the lawsuit to be filed by this couple against the homeowner for maintaining dangerous conditions that would easily lead to injury, and then watching the…

I’m guessing the police went to the hospital, and asked if any woman in a gray shirt with a leg injury came in. By her inability to walk, i’m guessing dislocated knee/ankle, maybe a torn ACL.