That’s my alma mater and I’ve never seen that play. D3 football ftw!

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

What level did you play at where the punter can’t control where the ball is going?

This is just disrespectful

I got into car safety seats when I was a toy designer. Here’s some neat facts about them.

 If it makes you feel better, the relationship between ball 65 and ball 66 is an illusion. You were no closer to winning than the person who needed O67 or B17.

There are so many sports the USA completely dominates that you could care most about. It is your curse that you invest so much emotion into US soccer, Billy. My thoughts are with you in this time of dumpster fire.

There are a few recurrent jokes on this website that I love.

Yeah but these fuckers want it both ways. if the defender drilled him while he was down, they’d be whining out their pussies about it.

Highly unethical because it manipulates NFL over-policing about unnecessary roughness; if guys weren’t frightened about being flagged for a late hit they’d pile on a down receiver as a matter of course.

Storming the field is against the rules as well. The ‘victim’ put himself in a vulnerable position and ran in the path of a player as they are trying to leave the field. Both have some blame.

The biggest reason to update your Samsung phone to the latest version of Android is probably for the emoji.

How did they reduce the size of LeBron’s forehead?

Now imagine how much he had to have drank in order to have driven off that bridge and left that woman to die in a car.

Not a lot better, but it’s a common phrase employed by teachers, employers, etc., all the time to signify the importance of the person with authority exercising authority. You would absolutely expect that expression to be uttered in this context, and while you may say, “that’s not a great choice of words,” you…

The way the city hits upon exiting the Fort Pitt tunnel. It’s a fucking beautiful visual. Gets me every damn time.

I would agree, it has the best downtown/out-of-park view of any ballpark I’ve ever been to. Camden is still a close second, though for me it has the better playing-field view, probably the best in that class.

There isn’t a single team in baseball I wouldn’t root for over the Yankees.

What is this...a car for ants?!