I’d insert a Matt Stairs HR gif but I’m way too fucking lazy.

I swear to god I’m not trying to be smarmy or holier-than-thou here, but I have a really hard time reconciling this website’s coverage of things like CTE and the huge cost of brutal hits ... and its routine celebration of brutal hits, injuries, and people getting knocked the fuck out.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

it’s more funny that they don’t have the balls to go after Lorne’s buddy Weinstein but will make up imaginary creeps

Still the most embarrassing part is that he fell in love with a stripper who immediately fucked up his whole life.

Fuck this loser. But more importantly, fuck Turkey.

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Sorry, the Qatar FIFA patches won’t be ready until early next year.

As a pediatrician, I disagree that plant diets are “just generally healthier” because that is an extremely subjective assessment. Also, please don’t consult me every time you change your child’s diet. That is obnoxious. Just tell me about whatever stupid, trendy thing you you’re doing at the kid’s next well visit. Or…

Can we please stop calling anything that doesn’t come from a mammal “milk”.

What did they do to their faces!? :(

Two people, guilty of a crime, were arrested. Not a big story. What if they had been arrested for another crime? Tax evasion? Hit and run? Driving without a licence? Should the police have waited for a more convenient time to arrest two known criminals?

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

So you don’t get the reference AND show yourself to be an asshole. Quite a Sunday night.

Look at this fuckin humanoid over here.

I guess somebody hasn’t seen Repo Man.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

My other thought is: poor Gorilla. He had 17 years of relative peace, and wherever he is he surely has to break “WILL YOU STOP” out of mothballs.