They could just go balls out and do an extra hour long Clue ending.

Life, uh...finds a way.

Uh, isn’t that why the Democratic Party supports the current immigration situation, which is rapidly changing the demographics of the country in a way that benefits the Democratic Party? Like, yes, the Republicans are doing this too, but you can’t have this conversation and ignore the fact that the Democrats’…

NFL teams do not want Kaepernick. They don’t want the distraction. They don’t want the baggage. They don’t want his activism. They don’t want his divisiveness. He’s not welcome. No amount of pissing and moaning is going to change that.

Let’s get this done please:

If you resort to calling a black man a white supremacist, you probably don’t have a good grasp of the issues you are discussing.

His Steve Harvey impression is this SHIT. The best one is who wants to be a millionaire and he had to pronounce the name of the danish (or certainly Nordic) volcano that blew 7 years ago. His eye movements during that were impeccable humor. No camera cuts, just him. Man I love me SNL

Michael Che is not funny, sorry. He’s just not at all funny. The kind of people who like him and think he’s funny aren’t aware that actual comedians exist. Kind of like Nickleback fans don’t realize there’s actual musicians who can make real music.

Cool, but has anyone ever laughed at the two fucking dorks they have hosting update now? Even Seth Meyers was better than these guys. How 2 people can at the same time be so unfunny and yet so self-assure is amazing to me. Sums up their generation, I guess.

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Typically, a car sales person knows a lot less than I do about the car I’m interested in. I generally find out everything that a salesperson simply wouldn’t have time or would ever care to know about it. So when I walk in and roll my eyes at a salesman’s lame attempt at being knowledgeable about anything, it puts them…

No. You made this about race and not fact. You tell me who has the bigger penis. I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT.

Oh, here I thought it was because statistically black men have larger penis’ than white men. Stupid racist measuring sticks! I swear to god, I am so tired of all of these facts. Who knew that a comment about longer penis’ from some PRICK that comes here from a country where slavery was rare, was actually referring…

Didn’t vote, too busy ejaculating.

I ejaculate a whole lot

They should team up for the Tagalong Title.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Yeah everybody. I posted before the update and misread it. I ask that you all show professionalism and respect when calling me a fucking idiot.

Would star, but just going to leave that star count at 69.

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