Time passages: the amount of time that elapsed between the Hindenburg and Led Zeppelin I is about the time that elapsed between the Challenger explosion and today.

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up. At some point she HAD to be interrupted.

The pre-fight banter should be great, but one thing is for certain, you can count on McGregor reading him the riot act.

I’ve always thought that the NRA was on par with the ACLU. If the NRA hadn’t taken over the Defense of the Second Amendment business, the ACLU would have.

Yeah, this is a great ROI for the advertising.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Pennsyltucky is real.

Yep,

Ballaban can’t stomach writing anything but anti Trump propaganda.

Foxtrot was one of my favorites, not I can hardly read it because of his constant political avalanche.

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

I agree with you to a certain extent but I loved Norm MacDonald in that role. His intentional awkwardness was perfect for Update. Fey, Poehler and even Fallon could make you laugh at bad writing but this current offering is at best shitty, high-school improv.

Ryan, thank you for the great seasons you gave us Phillies fans. You will always have a special place in our memories.

I would figure that since you’re so bored, you would have plenty of time to look up how to spell “pseudo.”

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Yeah, they just call that “day”.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

Man, you guys owe this woman a 50-page apology. I don’t know why anybody hates her— someone didn’t like the sincerity level of a speech she gave and that’s why so many years of public abuse and loathing? Or something? But she sounds 10x smarter & more self-aware & more gracious than any writer here, in any event.

Not to mention starring in one of best Sportcenter commercials.

Delicious Mets fan tears! 2007 was awesome!!!

Rollins doesn’t get enough credit for being the leader of those great Phillies teams from ‘07-’11. Probably the greatest stretch in franchise history. His “we’re the team to beat” comment prior to the 2007 season pissed off the Mets and kick started the entire run. And he certainly backed it up. He hit .346 against…