Dammit, Kara!

I actually enjoyed this a lot more than the first part. I saw Mick’s “You had me at beer” coming from a mile away, but it was still funny. And “A little souvenir from your hometown” is such a good line that it almost makes up for “That sounds like a job for...us”. And the whole moody, armoured alien-hating Batman is a…

FOREWORD not forward, jebus cripes.

The GOP is scared that if people follow Hill’s, well thought-out and explained reasoning, that suddenly their Ivy League Alma Maters’s sports teams are going to start sucking horribly.

Way to go WB, you tanked a sequel to your incredibly lucrative property before your script is complete.  That’s a Sony level of incompetence.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

also:

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

It's tragic that in this day and age, I have to take a second to figure out if you're joking or not.

Thank gods Lucy Lawless is still cool.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

“Volatility can actually work in your favor over the long term.”

man... i miss republican classic

Speaking as a longtime teacher, if your class is “distracted” by some kid’s hair, you need to step up your teaching game. Kids get distracted. They’d rather be doing something else. Deal with it.

There is no such thing as “wrong butter”.

Verily, he has lost the favor of the Stonecutters. 

Give him a break

[huddles under desk]