A few years ago, I had a water heater pipe that burst in my garage. Prior, my garage was FILLED with stuff. Stuff I hadn’t paid much attention to in 10+ years. In order to fix the drywall, everything had to be removed and 80% of it was damaged so bad it had to be thrown away. Once I had an empty garage, freshly…

Honestly, I love the developments of the episode as it clearly shows who Dexter is now and what he could become eventually over the course of season. Him hanging out with the townspeople is a treat and I dread that it would all comes crashing down on him (as it should have happened in Season 8). The Season Trailer…

Meh, I enjoyed it. Particularly in comparison to the last couple seasons of Dexter, I’d give it a solid ‘B’ at least.

See, takes like this are why I wait to watch serial dramas until there are at least a few episodes available... Serial show-runners tend to see a season as an entire story, and each episode tends to be only a portion of one of multiple acts that make up the entire season.

The one obvious part of the episode was you KNEW that a-hole was going to come out of nowhere and shoot the deer with his supergun.

Hey, I’m all for a “Surprise, Lumberfucker!” Doakes appearance.

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

I’m surprised that there isn’t a smaller contractor in town offering to give them the “fixed up” look for cheaper and with no restrictions. I mean, unless the Gaines have copyrights on “shit taste” nothing should be stopping another contractor from buying up generic-ass home decor and laser-cutting some bible quotes…

In light of the new law, look up “georgia police hate crime”, I’m going to go with, the children assaulted the police with dirty looks. officers are being treated for PTSD and the children will be tried for terror attacks and hate crimes for “nasty looks”.

The NAACP is now calling on the Waycross Police Department to release body-cam and camera dash footage of the traffic stop, reports the Atlanta Journal Constitution. 

This insult is what lead Australia to develop the Hemsworth Initiative where they created genetically modified actors designed to infiltrate Hollywood and destroy us from within.

But can we expect another joke about Dot giving Prince a handjob?

Hilarious, huh? You think they’re hilarious? What, like a clown, here to amuse you?

Will they still have Goodfeathers?  That shit was hilarious.

“I told you that Instagram influencer was a giant chicken!”

Thanks to Disney+ and my three year old, I’ve been trying to revisit some Disney classics, and it seems to me that Eva Gabor and Bob Newhart in The Rescuers were the first big name movie star headliners of an animated movie. Correct me if I’m wrong here.

Also, I know that a third Rescuers movie might not set the box…

“It’s hard to picture how Aladdin might work if it didn’t have Robin Williams in full meta-frenzy, throwing air quotes over everything. I think it might be a better film, though.”

Here’s a great video by Lindsay Ellis about how Disney screwed with Robin Williams:

bob seger “night moves?”

Apparently the “Night Cheese” joke on 30 Rock also cost 5 figures. It’s the melody to a song I’d never even heard of.