This happens so often, especially within households. Nobody has the guts to get on the wrong side of an “important” male.

I'm pretty good on Peanuts but I love your irrational hatred. Hugs!

Did you wait all night in a pumpkin patch too only to be disappointed?

Bob. Fucking. Saget.

so if it happens again - and the odds favor these entitled, violent assholes WILL do it again - does the judge send the first and next victim a “whoopsies” Hallmark Card?

I don’t mean to sidetrack from the issue but it drives me nuts, as a Deaf man, that a website that touts and makes hay from touting (or ramming down) progressive ideals constantly pushes out podcasts without transcripts or videos without captions.

There is nothing more suspicious than a Northern Californian woman with a PhD. and ties to Stanford.

Why the hell should he have checked? I have no idea if any of the folks I currently work with are creepy weirdos with criminal pasts; that’s something that HR is supposed to check out on their way in.

‘Call me cynical, but I think we’d all benefit from hearing what exactly Braun means by “I made every effort you can imagine”—the guy certainly has fiscal concerns that might not overlap with instructing Bieber to take a break from working and get help ASAP, but I digress.’

Method is cruelty free, so it’s become my go-to for dish soap, hand soap, body wash, etc.

FUCK YES!

Ok, that’s it. I’m moving to California. Earthquakes be damned. 

I am here for it, baby.

He’s just asking what it means, isn’t he?

At the risk of pushing you over the edge, he’s also failing to understand that libel is a matter of state law. There is no federal libel law to change. 

I’m super liberal, and still find the majority of the content on Jezebel cringeworthy. The types of stories Jezebel 2018 publishes are the exact kind of extremism that gets spotlighted by the right in an effort to show people in the middle how crazy liberals are. Instead of growing the cause of progressive feminism…

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

Who can fight you when you are right.

Yes, this is a patently horrible thing to say. Yes it is probably both misogynistic and misandrist AT THE SAME TIME. And yet, I will boldly go forth with my hot take. Look at this man. If a man takes four times as long to get ready as you do... he’s going to be a complete and utter ass. 100% of the time. No exceptions.